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Late Lunch Links:

• Lawyer defending Prop 8 left speechless after judge asks to know what harm same-sex marriage inflicts on heterosexual couples.

• 6-year-old trapped inside homemade flying machine floating above Colorado.

• Great: Here comes “brain trolling.”

• Vote Zombie In ‘09: Alabama Democratic Party appoints dead man to party panel.

• Old and Busted: Pastor plans to burn books. New Hotness: Pastor plans to burn bibles.

• Hungarian town’s entire police force wins lottery, promptly quits.

• Woman pretending to be a lottery winner offers to buy Burlington Coat Factory patrons clothes up to $500, promptly leaves.

• TV Is Good For You: Kid saves friend’s life by performing the Heimlich Maneuver, which he learned from watching The Simpsons.

• Husband: It’s me or the crocodile. Wife: The crocodile.

• Better Know A Dead Person: Bruce Wasserstein, Lazard CEO and New York Magazine owner, dead at 61.

• Late Lunch List: 15 Coolest Google Earth Finds.

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