Spoken Thoughts
ha

dont hate me because I have a new boyfriend when you were a terrible one. thanks.

i hate schoooooolll

I really want one of those cool bumpits things!
Chelsea Nicole Bartlett
There’s a war going on outside no man is safe from
Cunninlynguists
11900.) I check myself out in every reflective surface I pass.

i do not get you one bit..just say what you want its really not that hard  

WOO!

my tumblarity is up to 3!

please make some friends

thedailywhat:

Late Lunch Links:
Lawyer defending Prop 8 left speechless after judge asks to know what harm same-sex marriage inflicts on heterosexual couples.
6-year-old trapped inside homemade flying machine floating above Colorado.
Great: Here comes “brain trolling.”
Vote Zombie In ‘09: Alabama Democratic Party appoints dead man to party panel.
Old and Busted: Pastor plans to burn books. New Hotness: Pastor plans to burn bibles.
Hungarian town’s entire police force wins lottery, promptly quits.
Woman pretending to be a lottery winner offers to buy Burlington Coat Factory patrons clothes up to $500, promptly leaves.
TV Is Good For You: Kid saves friend’s life by performing the Heimlich Maneuver, which he learned from watching The Simpsons.
Husband: It’s me or the crocodile. Wife: The crocodile.
Better Know A Dead Person: Bruce Wasserstein, Lazard CEO and New York Magazine owner, dead at 61.
Late Lunch List: 15 Coolest Google Earth Finds.

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thedailywhat:

Late Lunch Links:

  • Lawyer defending Prop 8 left speechless after judge asks to know what harm same-sex marriage inflicts on heterosexual couples.
  • Old and Busted: Pastor plans to burn books. New Hotness: Pastor plans to burn bibles.
  • Woman pretending to be a lottery winner offers to buy Burlington Coat Factory patrons clothes up to $500, promptly leaves.
  • Better Know A Dead Person: Bruce Wasserstein, Lazard CEO and New York Magazine owner, dead at 61.
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“So what happens if we see a monkey”

wow it’s seriously been 2 months since ive written. I think I will start up again. I really love college (minus the work). Today I have a huge lab practical that I don’t know what to really study so im just gonna wing it when I get there. That should be fun. Tonight is Thirsty Thursday!! I hope I celebrate tonight!! It’s also supposed to snow tonight. It’s not even halloween yet. so that’s fun. today i really wanted to go to the gym and was excited about it until i realized that i left my sneakers at home.. so that was really lame. i wish i could sleep all day but theres so much to dooooooooooo

hm

college is really starting to kick in and im actually getting sad :/

Using two forks and a charge will cause a pickle to emit light.

fuckyeahfacts:

(The World’s Greatest Book of Useless Information)

 I want to try this!

Approximately 10 billion mathematical calculations are needed to predict one day’s weather forecast.

fuckyeahfacts:

(The World’s Greatest Book of Useless Information)
ABDC

is the best show ever

artpixie:
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